Review by: Franco Micale
Album assigned by: Jonathan Moss
Review by: Roland Bruynesteyn
Album assigned by: Francelino Prazeres de Azevedo Filho
Review by: Jonathan Moss
Album assigned by: Syd Spence
Review by: Dinar Khayrutdinov
Album assigned by: Michael Strait
DISCLAIMER: When this review was written I was not aware- nor was anyone- that Kid Cudi genuinely had depression and suffered with suicidal thoughts and the review is written with that mindset.
Review by: Jaime Vargas Sánchez
Album assigned by: Andreas Georgi (who’s going to pay for this)
Review by: Michael Strait
Album assigned by: Roland Bruynesteyn
In My Life: The Beatles, eh? That piano sounds horrible somehow. Moon can’t sing. Moon can’t sing. Moon can’t sing. Well, he’s REALLY ruining this melody. The entire thing sounds bargain bin and phoned-in – he’s making this Beatles tune sound like a shitty generic showtune, and that takes a sort of perverse anti-talent. Really over-egged melodramatic choral backing vocals don’t fucking help matters.
Together: The last one. Phew. Ringo co-wrote this one with like 2 other blokes. The drumming on this track is so bad it’s actually hilarious – or maybe it’s just mixed badly; it sounds arrhythmic, like it’s spurting at random. Moon’s singing is, as usual, horrible – so horrible it’s been mixed down to the point of near-inaudibility. There are garbage steel drums on this track. Saving the worst for last, were we? Moon and Ringo are being a comedy duo now. They aren’t very good at it. This should not exist. His singing has started again now. This has made the track worse. Ends with a nonsensical fade back into In My Life’s chorus. It’s over.
Bullets I dodged by skipping the bonus tracks include songs called “Hot Rod Queen”, “Real Emotion”, “OK Mr. Starkey” and something ominously titled “Together ‘Rap’”.
P’raps this album is why God killed Keith Moon?
Review by: Andreas Georgi
Album assigned by: Franco Micale
Review by: Julien Mansencal
Album assigned by: Nina A